These Are the Days

Democrats have become the party of no. No agenda, No ideas, No clue.”
-Some guy on Fox News, so true-

“A saint among angels”
-Lawyer Gregory Reed on Rosa Parks-

“What do Rocky Balboa and the Eagles have in common? Both are fictional champions from Philadelphia. Patriots 24 Eagles 21”
-Fark.com headline after Super Bowl-

“Our general said, ‘As many people as can will go through the camp, the concentration camp. I don’t want you going back to the States and somebody saying, “Ahh, this never happened, it’s all imagination.” It isn’t.’”
-Ralph Gilson of De Pere, a member of the U.S. 82nd Airborne-

“Not long ago, a young actor I know was doing a gig as a waiter. Faced with a truly obnoxious customer, he finally leaned over the table & said theatrically, “Sir, do you realize that I’m going to be spending time alone with your dinner?”
-Ellen Goodman, Boston Globe-

“I am more of a cliff notes kind of reader.”
-D. Schwa-

“The funny thing is that we'll be out, & people will ask us if we're brothers. I don't know if my milkman was Italian or my mailman was Italian, but I know my father wasn't Italian."
-Tony Stewart on his resemblance to his crew chief-

“Kanye West upset he only won three Grammys out of 10, unaware that people whose music sucks as bad as his aren't really supposed to win any.”
-Fark Headline-

“Don’t judge a book by its cover….But she may be one of those books.”
-Room Raiders-

Some believe in destiny, and some believe in fate
I believe that happiness is something we create
You best belive that I'm not gonna wait
'Cause there's gotta be something more
-Sugarland, Something More-

“You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor.”
-Achievement Poster-

“Self respect permeates every aspect of your life.”
-Lean On Me-

“What’s that all about? Chains on the doors… I thought you people didn’t like chains?
-Jewish lawyer to Morgan Freeman in Lean On Me-

“So this is a lingerie shoot? I need to supervise. I will continue to interact with the talent & make sure they are comfortable.”
-Marketing Director on American Casino-

“& the answers always waiting at the liquor store. Forty ounces to freedom, so I'll take that walk.”
-Dylan Away message-

"I answered the question honestly and truthfully. I'm not going to lie to children. I'm not going to say I would take a teddy bear or a Bible or something like that.”
-Oscar Goodman, Vegas mayor after told elementary school students that drinking was one of his hobbies and that the one thing he would want if stranded on an island is a bottle of gin.-

"Oh, absolutely not. I love to drink."
-After the same man was asked if he had a drinking problem-

"Obviously, he can't handle any pressure or criticism at all… & he fights like a little girl."
-Robby Gordon, on his pre-race fight-

“The horse that played "Seabiscuit" just died. In other news, the horse that played a boxer in "Million Dollar Baby" recently won the Oscar for Best Actress”
-Fark.com Headline-

“Don’t write your papers the day before, write them 2 days before. Very often what you wrote at 3am after a few beers doesn’t look that good in the morning.”
-Dr. Abel on our 1^st philosophy paper-

“Worst: Life still sucks, and I hate it.”
-Ross-

"My thinking is you would be better off messing up 'Budweiser' than 'Jesus.' "
-Morgan Shepherd, on guest announcer Robin Leach mispronouncing "Jesus," instead using the Spanish version (HAY-soos) when introducing Shepherd's "Racing with Jesus" car during the pre-race lineup.-

I take my daughter to school and tell her to study hard. I tell my daughter not to do drugs. I tell my daughter to respect others. When I'm near my daughter I act that way. When I'm not around her I do all the things I tell her not to do. Children aren't dumb. They can sense when you are genuine. If you want your kid not to do drugs then you have to not do drugs, and various other shit....but at least you try or appear to.
-Brian away message-

"Just go away now & rot in hell."
-Mark Lunsford to the monster that raped & killed his daughter-

"You rock my skull!"
-Dane Cook-

"Get busy living, or get busy dying."
-Shawshank Redemption-

"In southeast Asia we would call this type of things bad karma…"
-The Burbs-

“People are very happy to be born here, live here, die here.”
-Sue Rischette, Hortonville resident-

“1/2 of the people I go to school with are my 1^st or 2^nd cousins.”
-Justin Genke, Hortonville-

“They broke up for religious differences. She thought she was God, he disagreed.”
-Honey I Shrunk the Kids-

Posted by D. Schwa on Thursday, March 24, 2005 at 10:46 AM | Permalink