Disclaimer
I will 1st start by saying this site was & is intended to be viewed by my friends & family. This is for a few reasons:
- To understand my sarcasm, you have to know me.
- Even if you do know me, there is a good chance you don’t get my sarcasm.
- I look at thing a little differently than the norm of the population. Unlike most people, I critically think & actually construct an opinion that is usually pretty unique.
- I come from a sarcastic family, a very sarcastic family. We roast each other daily, but love each other dearly.
- My friends give each other shit as a sign of our love & affection for each other. If it was honest, you would have 10 guys with multiple teeth knocked out.
- If I were to really hammer someone on here, they would know it.
- Anyone that hangs out with me is undoubtedly just as sarcastic as I am. If you are going to bring it, you have to be able to take it. That rule will always stand.
I used to always say, “If you start it, I will finish it.” The key words are used to. My reputation used to be based around my ability to drop the hammer & stick it. There was no smile behind what I said & it usually cut very deep. That isn't my game any more. To accurately read these, envision my devilish smile & wink as you navigate.
In all reality, those actions were immature & something I am not all that proud of. Any ribbing delivered or received on Dustin’s Blog are purely that, ribbing. There are no personal or cheap shots on here (Well not any that will make you lose some sleep.). I do not intend to offend anyone by these entries. In fact, the intent is to either make you think or laugh your ass off. Generally, I go as far as asking permission to include individual people & stories. In fact, if I do include you, it is usually means I value you so be honored.
I don't include 2 things on my site. Current things going on in my dating world & past intimate details of my relationships. As you can imagine their are some goodies, but I do this out of respect for the women I have dated. It isn't so much one of thsoe don't burn bridges things so much as it is don't play with matches & gasoline sort of things. As much as I joke about past relationships, there was obviously something I valued & do to this day. That is worth protecting.
In all seriousness, if you are offended by any entry or feel I haven’t included an accurate version of events, email me & I will alter the entry (after consulting my board of directors.) or even post your version in its entirety. I pride myself on my honesty & value integrity. (Comments stay up on everything, if you disagree with me on something comment. I am not someone that fears the fire.) Anything less than the truth is something I simply would not like to include.
Before you criticize me or my literature, please make the attempt to read between the lines & realize that I just want myself others to laugh. Giving honest thoughts accounts of my life on this site, I try to put myself out on the line. If you read enough, you soon realize I am rather honest & laugh at myself more than anyone. Can you say the same thing?
I am a quote whore so I will leave you with this….
“If taking vitamins doesn't keep you healthy enough, try more laughter: The most wasted of all days is that on which one has not laughed.”
-Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort-
