These Are the Days

I just got back from Point…wow…I am going to start this Blog by saying Point rocks, bottom line. This is going to be 1 of those, “You had to be there…” sort of deals but this is all about me really. J Ok, here was the night…

Chris & I had planned on leaving for Point around 4 for Bubba’s 21^st B-day celebration. Last second we get a call from my man J-Ron, he is in also. My excitement level for the evening ratchets up 15 notches. J is a 1 man variety show when hammered & always great for entertainment.

We picked up a case of Bud Ice & headed for Point. The ride wasn’t bad at all & we soon rolled into the dorms. There we met up with Bubba, Cole, & Lewis. The drinking soon commenced. Soon we were through the Bud Ice & decided it was time to head out.

There was a group of about 8 or 10 of us & we headed to Bislex’s apt. J was already hammered at this point & began bargaining for Milwaukee’s Best Light or some crappy beer like that. He noted the beer sucked. I concurred.

Soon we were off to the bars. I have no idea what the name of the 1^st place was because it didn’t really matter. My jaw hit the fucking floor when I walked in. My hat is off to UWSP. There are gorgeous, gorgeous women everywhere. I may be the world’s pickiest guy when it comes to women, but my jaw was on the freaking floor the entire night.

I have this breakdown of women. 60% are dog ugly, bottom line. 39% are in the average to damn good range. Then there is the 1%. I talk about the 1% a lot. Those are the chicks that look unbelievable at all times. You know, that chick in high school you prayed was assigned to sit next to you so you could run ridiculous lines at her & get blown off. I will emphasize good people are good people, no matter how you look. I am answering the question guys ask each other daily, “Would you?”

This 1^st bar had 4 or 5 legit 1% chicks. There was 1 with dark hair every single guy within 10 feet of me commented on 15 times. She may have been the single hottest women I have seen in person in my life. I am not even kidding. Outside of the 1%, there were smoking hot chicks everywhere. It was unbelievable. You can’t even attribute it to me being hammered, because if anything I am brutal when drunk. I was just floored.

We had quite a few at this bar & then decided it was time to go downtown. Everyone said it was a ways away, I blew this off. Wow, yea it was. With temps in the single digits I froze my ass off. That didn’t stop me from watering on some UWSP sign on the main drag. Big props to me, or not. I am all class…

Next was some creepy ass bar we only stayed at for minutes, thankfully. It was almost a seen from Tiger’s. There were coked up looking women & whatever else. It was quite a scene.

Our second to last stop was a definite improvement. The 1% came into play again. Seriously, 4 or 5 1% chicks & a ton more smoking hot women. At this point I began doing a little thinking. I know a lot of people hate frat guys….I love them. They are easily my favorite people to talk to on campus. They just don’t give a rip about anything. I don’t think they get nearly enough credit. They do have their downside though.

You know what really grinds my gears? You put drunken frat boy in this environment & it is a crap shoot. I mean, as hot as Point chicks are, the guys with them are fucking ugly for the most part. I was trying to figure out all night why gorgeous women were with complete chumps. It was to the point where I was completely dumbfounded. After watching for a while, these guys have orange sized balls. To score these chicks, you have to be an obnoxious idiot. I guess I get it. These are sorority chicks who really, really, really want to be liked. Such gals tend to enjoy lots of "friendships" that last until approximately 8:20 a.m. the next morning.

It was at this bar that I realized how much ching J had dropped. Last week he dropped a ton of cash at another bar. This weekend he went through $80 more. Dude’s problem is that he is way too nice of a guy. He was buying drinks for anyone & everyone. His #1 purchase was freaking Scooby Snacks. I hadn’t heard of them until last week & will never admit to drinking them…however they are pretty damn good. Anyway…I think he said his 2 week bar tab ran around $150…yea…

Our last stop was what Miah termed the ‘meat market.’ It was exactly as described. Every gorgeous woman we saw that night ended up in this joint. The place is enormous & jammed full of amazing chicks. I kept on pinching myself to see if I was awake…I was too drunk to feel it. After about a half hour there a chick railed into a bar stool & slammed it into my leg. It hurt then, it hurts more now that I am all here. Anyway…awesome time…I almost got jiggy with it…wow…

The walk home was interesting. #1 it was freaking cold. We left around 2/2:30 & headed for the dorms. Amazingly we found a Taco Bell. That neon sign looks like a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow when you are freezing cold, drunk, & hungry. We got our orders & sat down to eat. Soon came our only uncomfortable part of the night. A guy we met named Tim was maybe the definition of party animal & an awesome guy. Awesome except for the fact he loved to drop N-Bombs around black people. It was pretty ugly. We had found $11 on the ground & thankfully Chris bribed him not to say anything else. It saved us all a good beating.

After dinner we finally made it to the dorms. After Bubba pasted his naked ass on everyone, we tried to get some sleep. I slept in a barca lounger & froze my ass off. Still, hell of a good time. Bottom line…check out Point…they know what’s up…Thanks to everyone that hosted us & showed us around!

I have a Blog on my CYO season I might drop 2nite still & a gem on cheating…eagerly anticipate.

Currently Playing…
In Between Dreams
By Jack Johnson
“Do You Remember?”

Posted by D. Schwa on Sunday, February 26, 2006 at 9:43 PM | Permalink