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Professors Say the Funniest Things

Wednesday brought the funniest single day of quotes I have had from professors.

In my communism class the professor (my advisor) began our exam scheduled for Thursday morning. In trying to tell us not to write too much on a question he busted out, “Don’t blow your whole wad on 1 question.” I & half the class were crying in laughter, the other half sat there is silent disbelief. It was awesome.

Later that day in my South Africa class, a student questioned the professor why our Monday class had been canceled. His theory was that the Dr. was bent over the loss of his Red Sox over the weekend & was still hungover. The professor responded, “Actually I gave up benders with my heroin habit. I woke up in 1 too many gutters in my life.” The comment was funny enough, the fact we were debating whether he was serious or not the rest of the class was funnier.

Guess you had to be there…

I have the Ninja vs. Pirate Blog down; it just needs to be typed. The reason I end up with so many Blogs during the school year is because I write them all class. For instance, my Politics 130 class today yielded 5 written pages. It’s better than sleeping.

Currently Playing…
Hillbilly Deluxe
By Brooks & Dunn
“I May Never Get Over You”

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