Jessica Simpson
So I am watching the Newlyweds Marathon on MTV today & I was reminded of my Jessica Simpson story. Last year’s Indy 500 featured Jessica for the national anthem or something. In any event, it rained just about all day, leaving us to sleep under our makeshift tent on the inside of turn 2 all day. Things finally dried out, allowing activities to begin. Suddenly a string of Corvette’s stops on the track in front of us & people get out & start walking around. Chris starts telling J & I that Jessica just jumped into the port-o-pottie. Of course I tell him to shut the hell up. If anyone has seen the show, there is no way that chick is taking a dump in a plastic shit tub. Well we wait & wait & to my surprise, none other than Jessica Simpson comes strolling out of the can. I was shocked. People in front of us started screaming her name & she responded, erasing any doubt I had. We were within 100 yards of Jessica Simpson taking a crap. (For the record, I still believe that hot chicks such as her do not take shits, I prefer to think she was freshening up.) So to all you that make fun of me for being a race fan, the chicks dig it.
