Dating: The Woman's 18-20 Retarded Stage
I was waiting for my philosophy class to start Friday & I overheard a chick talking. “My boyfriend is a really great guy, but he treats me too well.” WTF? Am I missing something here? My mind was racing after hearing that comment & I spent the majority of class writing notes on my developing thoughts. I immediately began thinking of Bubba's Blog a few weeks ago that debated the question, “Why do chicks date assholes?” Although this Blog will only partially answer the question, its validity is unquestionable.
There is one thing is this world that gets under my skin, one thing. I can’t stand chicks that bitch and moan about how they get fucked over, when really they are the one’s that fuck over the guys all the time. I have never gotten this one. Chick is dating guy for a while & he treats her well. She suddenly goes nuts & starts nailing an ugly douche bag with virtually no personality & even less hygiene (If dude, uses Head & Shoulders, that could be a sign of greater hygienic problems.) I traced this back to & based it solely on the theory that between the ages of 18-20 (maybe lasting longer) women go absolutely fucking nuts. After that, they either come out of their state of mental retardation or go deeper into it. Unfortunately, the coming out of it usually involves a divorce, a kid, & a ton of emotional baggage. Although this theory has a ton of relevance, I could never figure out what caused it.
I think I have discovered it. It all comes back to chicks always having to be right, let me explain. I will into my own dating experience for examples her to better illustrate my point. Looking into my dating history, I began to identify patterns. I like preppy, prissy chicks. What do preppy, prissy chicks love? Asshole guys that tell them what they want to hear. If a chick ever tells you she wants an honest guy, slap her for me. If this was true, I would be married have 5 Dustin Jrs. Every chick, every, I have ever dated has commented to me at some point that the only reason they were attracted to me in the 1st place is because I came off as an arrogant asshole. I will defend myself by saying there isn’t a chick I have dated that wouldn’t date me again because I am the absolute opposite (One they have passed through the 18-20 retarded block.). Soon I began looking at the guys that they were with before & after me. What do they all have in common, they are arrogant, ignorant, & filthy dirtballs. Taking away the arrogant, that is pretty much my complete opposite. If they were to be honest, they would have no choice but to agree with that assessment.
Now begs the question, “What does this have to do with chicks having to be right all the time?” Simple, all women are sick, evil tools of Satan with tar running through their veins, but so are most guys. Naturally women go into any encounter with a male expecting him to treat her like the dirt. Fast forward into a relationship now. The guy ends up treating her well, she is pissed. He has proven her wrong, she must rid herself of this inaccuracy in the fable she calls her life. On the flipside, if he treats her like shit, he is only proving her right. He may treat her like shit, but she is right & in a woman’s mind, that is ultimately what matters. This very simply explains why chicks stay with dirtballs &/or assholes for extended periods of time.
This seamlessly slips into another theory I came up with this weekend (This one isn’t deep at all, I apologize.). When you break up with someone, you usually end up with their complete opposite. If you were in a good relationship, you usually end up in a fucked up one & visa versa. I always wondered why. I think it is to prove your former significant other wrong. Whether you want to admit it or not, you constantly compare your current significant other to the previous. If the previous was a keeper, it ends up causing problems in your nest relationship & fights arise. Don’t believe me? What’s the 1st thing you do when you break up? What is the 1st thing you do? Date the 1st person you can. You want them to see exactly how bad they fucked up & how better off you are. No matter how fucked up the situation, you stay in it to prove they were wrong. This is why rebound relationships last so fucking long. Chicks will say, “He helped me through a hard time.” No, he told you what you wanted to hear so he could sleep with you. You just can’t admit you were wrong. This again proves that chicks have to always be right, fucking themselves over.
I dare any woman to challenge either one of these theories.
Moral of the story, I have no idea. Chicks are idiots is probably to harsh because guys are just as big of idiots. You would think with my attitude I don’t believe in love at all. That couldn’t be further from the truth, I just need to find a chick that isn’t dead set on being the above described or has gone through it & so she can admit she fucked up. That’s the true challenge of love. In any event, I’ll leave you with a couple of my favorite love quotes that haven’t been hijacked…
“Love is an education in itself.”
-Eleanor Roosevelt, former First Lady of the
“Love is not a matter of counting the years - it's making the years count.”
-Wolfman Jack Smith, American disc jockey
