Bowling Alleys…
Bowling itself is an awesome sport, yea sport. Anything you can excel at while drinking works for me. It’s not that I have a drinking problem, I have almost quit. It’s that everyone I hang out with fits well within the alcohilic category. That isn’t derogetory in any way.
That segways nicely into my first topic. Rory & I were discussing life after 30. Really with the way everyone drinks, I really don’t think it is a possibility. Rory pointed out that organ transplants were for that very cause. This is so true. When I die in a car wreck I want my liver specifically going to someone that has destroyed theirs through booze. They have truly enjoyed life. I mentioned that if I pick back up the bottle, I am not waiting for a car wreck to get my new liver delivered. I am getting a mexican gardener with an amazing coincidence. He will have my same blood type. My liver ever gives out, dude is waking up in a bathtub full of ice.
It was after this things got a little uncomfortable. The guys pointed out the lane next to us was a Mexican family. I felt like an ass for a second or three, then laughed histerically. I was waiting to be cranked in the face with a Corona bottle on the way out of the joint.
Soon after this I became aware of just how interesting our surrounding were. First of all, I never expect to meet women at bars much less bowling alleys. However you would think there would be something to look at. There were roughly 100 people in the joint. There was not 1 good good looking woman in the place. All were equally ugly.
That isn’t to say there wasn’t a variety, oh there was. The bowling alley has a way of bringing ugly women of all backgrounds together. Case in point: There were goths, hicks, gangstas, want-to-be preps, and all races. It was a smorgus board of ugly women, and the smorgous board was something these women were acustomed too.
Has anyone seen Ice Age? Neither have I, but I think everyone has seen the posters. I know you are wondering how I am going to pull off this comparison, read on. Just when I thought I had seen everything, Rory pointed out a chick, & I use that loosely, that ‘looked like that thing from Ice Age.’ I pretty much started crying at that point. I knew instantly exactly what he was talking about. I almost pulled out my phone to get my 1st picture with a computer animated character. Above is a pic of what she looked like. I don’t know the name of the character, nor care to know.
Alright, it’s been a while since I have composed one of these gems. I am working on earning my 1st class tickets on the plane to hell again. J Oh yea, 1st game of bowling I was last, beat even by the chcik not trying in anyway…Next game I won…How does that work?
Anyway… to those who requested, I finally fixed my comments section so all are able to comment. Much love….
Currently Playing…
Ben Folds Five
“Bitches Ain’t Shit”
(A Dr. Dre cover & must download)
