Rory's 21st
We 1st headed out to Tom’s Garage just off the Ave. to check out the Knaves & support local comedy. The Knaves kicked a little ass & the comedian was pretty funny. After a few drinks & a little laughter we headed off my favorite bar on the Ave., Bazil’s.
After killing a tower of beer & chilling for a while, we took off for the Bar.
Obviously everyone’s goal for a 21st b-day is to get said birthday person as drunk as humanly possible. This is a especially difficult when you have someone like Rory who is a man among boys when it comes to drinking. We took our bets shots though.
Everyone was sending shots Rory’s way knowing a couple Coors & a few Cement Mixers weren’t going to drop Goliath. After Bazil’s we headed to The Bar, maybe my least favorite bar on the face of the earth. I would rather drink in a crap hole in Kaukauna than drink at The Bar. I just dislike the joint. They showed me why tonight.
We hit the bar & ordered Rory up a 3 Wisemen + a shot of Rumplemints. The bartender knows Rory is on the verge of destruction, however is still cool serving the shots. She takes the cash & then stands there watching, waiting. 1 went down easy, 2 went down hard, 3 killed him. For the 1st time ever, I saw Rory boot. It was just a tiny bit into his chaser glass, but it counts. The chick then kicks him out for it. Next thing we know there are a few bouncers around us & we are on the way out of the bar. I was shocked.
One of the funniest exchanges of my life occurred during this event. The bartender tells Rory if he wants his free b-day mug, he’ll have to dump it in the toilet. He drops, “Can’t you dump it in the sink?” She refused. So Rory drops on her, “Fuck it! Keep the fucking mug!” I almost cried.
J & I headed over to Sal’s pizza joint for a great pizza break. That’s where the pic of J with pizza in his mouth comes in if you check out my Yahoo! account.
Next up was Andruzzi’s. We had all heard good things about the joint but had never made it over. I highly recommend this place. We had a really good time. The night ended with Rory falling in the middle of the dance floor & completely unable to get back up. We were asked to leave again. I have never been kicked out of a bar in my life. 2 times in 1 night. Classssssssssssssssy.
As we waited for our ride, the majority of us picked up hotdogs from the street vendor. These guys are the few people I guarantee are going straight to heaven. There is nothing better than a dog when you are hammered at 2/3 in the morning. I always tip well.
Chris’ step dad Bill picked us up in his badass Titan & we were headed to Chris’ house. When we hopped in the truck, Bill had a puke pail ready & waitng, good move. Instead of us passing out, a battle raged. Chris’ bro John start drilling people with an air soft gun. Rory put his ass on people. It was just crazy.
Rory’s b-day didn’t end there though. We all went out to Slugger’s the next night, Saturday. It was pretty much second verse, same as the 1st. After spending the entire day on Chris’ couch, Rory vowed not to touch liquor. Well, his family started sending shots & beer over so the rest of us had to participate. Chris, J, & I all took turns dropping shots on Rory. Soon the volcano erupted. Off a shot of Quervo, Rory’s face went beet red. Then he grabbed for his glass & booya! Then booya again! The second time he filled up the cup & it flowed all over the joint. His 3rd & final blow was into our half full pitcher of beer… delicious. It was great to see that Rory was human.
We all vacated the area immediately but the law caught up with us. The guy ripped the beer out of Rory’s paw & cut him off. A couple minutes later I slid Rory my beer. The dude immediately rolls over & freaks out. At that point we decided to leave. We ended the night at Corleon’s in K-town, cool joint.
To check out all the pics from the 2 nights, click here.
I start teaching tomorrow so expect a couple stories from that experience, until then…
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