DYK: Mikey’s Cabin
This past Saturday we rolled up to Mikey’s cabin for some drinking with Mikey, Danny, Luke, Bender, & all the guys. I’ll approach the experience DYK style (Did you know for the confused out there.).
- DYK that a cabin the cabin that was supposedly under an hour away was actually over 2 hours away on our MapQuest print out?
- DYK said print out stated we needed to turn onto County Road B outside of Antigo? The problem…There are 5 County Road B’s between Antigo & the actual B we needed to turn onto.
- DYK that we passed through the Menominee Reservation? I always bring blankets to trade for goods when I know I am going to be on a reservation, like fur traders of the past. For some reason they are never accepted (Don’t ask me if you need that joke explained.).
- DYK that the average property on the reservation contains more 40 ounce liquor bottles than teeth in the resident’s mouth? This is far less than the 32 teeth an adult human is supposed to have though….
- DYK a 2 hour trip can take 3 hours when you are completely lost in the northern wilderness? In retrospect I would have rather taken on the task of riding the mule train to the bottom of Paris Hilton’s vagina to find her G-spot, at least that would have resembled sperlunking.
- DYK 5 beers in the 1st half hour leaves me inebriated & obnoxious? Strangely this has been known to endear me to people. I call it the Timmy effect…They think I have Down syndrome or struggle to color inside of the lines (I actually mastered that skill a couple years ago, a big panty dropper among the age group I typically date.) & feel bad for me.
- DYK all my friends present at the cabin agreed I use too many big words? I will now be physically counting my syllables about (By clapping of course.) to avoid using anything more than 2 syllables in their presence.
- DYK if you piss on your friends brand new Impala all night, he will not be pleased when it is visible the next morning? You also end up fearing retaliation involving fecal matter the next few months of your life…It’s only fair.
- DYK a crab apple tree provides plenty of ammunition to hammer your friends with? They are great for knocking glasses of beer onto people or just plain leaving welts. Thos same crab apples do not taste all that well when grilled or even ungrilled for that matter.
- DYK if you it is a terrible idea to try to pass out on a wooden swing? There is a lot of additional motion involved.
- DYK that if you do not chew your food, after trying to pass out on a wooden swing, you will vomit identifiable chunks of hotdog? (Seriously)
- DYK that just about every party we end up turns into Reading Rainbow story time for the former Pig Crew? We told stories for 2 or 3 hours the next morning. Those same stories generally are not looked highly upon by adults.
- DYK that given daylight & even a vague idea of our location, we were able to make it home in just under 2 hours, a full hour shorter than it took us to get there?
Thanks to Mikey for hosting us, it ended up being a great time. I have a lot of blog ideas & no motivation to type them. Eagerly anticipate.
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“Once In A Lifetime”
By Keith Urban
